*tricks people on the internet into thinking i’m attractive*
Anonymous asked: That could really be quite the handy habit. You would know where everything is, just be careful of tearing and leakage.
sometimes i carry a fridge too. its really convenient
Anonymous asked: What is your strangest habit?
I have this habit of shoving things up my ass like books, keys, water bottles, televisions, etc.
I really wish I could stop
- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
